Sam the Donkey – A Christmas Story I Didn’t Write

This delightful, yet profound Christmas story was written by one of my children on December 17, 2008. I'm still awed at the depth of thought and truth for such a young soul. Sam the Donkey I wish they'd all be quiet! Thought Sam as he made his way to his stable.  He had been separated from …

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Fountain of Growth: A Milkshake That’s as Good as it is Good4U

Our son, Luke, has shot up faster than Jack's beanstalk.  That wouldn't be noteworthy, except Bob & I are short folk.  So the soccer moms I know were thinking that perhaps we'd stumbled upon the fountain of growth... I mean, what else could account for such altitudinous stature?  Surely not our gene pool.  And no, …

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Hollow. Ween. A Zombie Tradition I Wish Would Just Die Already

More disgusting and mutilated than any front yard ornament or trick-or-treat costume I'll see this year is the philosophy behind this "cultural tradition" we call Halloween. Yes, some of you will hate me when I'm done. An impressionable sapling of a boy was riding in the car with his mom one day when he made …

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