A 5000 Words Writing Assignment I Gave My Students

The assignment for my high school students: Be someone famous and create a diary entry from that person's point of view. Robin Williams' suicide is heavy on my heart. How could a man who brings so much laughter to the world kill himself? They say he left behind a daughter, grown. Her name is Zelda. Zelda, …

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Fountain of Growth: A Milkshake That’s as Good as it is Good4U

Our son, Luke, has shot up faster than Jack's beanstalk.  That wouldn't be noteworthy, except Bob & I are short folk.  So the soccer moms I know were thinking that perhaps we'd stumbled upon the fountain of growth... I mean, what else could account for such altitudinous stature?  Surely not our gene pool.  And no, …

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Car Wars: Driving Through the Dark Side

Rated R for Rant. 7:05. Wake up and drive Katae to Berea Courthouse for her internship.  Well, she drives there.  I drink my joe. 8:30. Get home.  Have 2nd cup of coffee and read Bible, eat breakfast, read emails, yell at kids. 10:00-11:00. Take boys to the orthodontist where we try to get school done. …

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Homeschool: A Weapon of Crass Destruction

First difference between summer and school: Summer.  Kids:  "We're bored.  Amuse us.  Divert us.  Spend money on us."  Me:  Can't you go play Legos or find something to do for just a little while?" School.  Me:  "Kids?  Where are you?  It's time for school... Kids?"    chirp... chirp... So school has begun, and I can't …

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