Hollow. Ween. A Zombie Tradition I Wish Would Just Die Already

More disgusting and mutilated than any front yard ornament or trick-or-treat costume I'll see this year is the philosophy behind this "cultural tradition" we call Halloween. Yes, some of you will hate me when I'm done. An impressionable sapling of a boy was riding in the car with his mom one day when he made …

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Homeschool: A Weapon of Crass Destruction

First difference between summer and school: Summer.  Kids:  "We're bored.  Amuse us.  Divert us.  Spend money on us."  Me:  Can't you go play Legos or find something to do for just a little while?" School.  Me:  "Kids?  Where are you?  It's time for school... Kids?"    chirp... chirp... So school has begun, and I can't …

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