Fountain of Growth: A Milkshake That’s as Good as it is Good4U

Our son, Luke, has shot up faster than Jack's beanstalk.  That wouldn't be noteworthy, except Bob & I are short folk.  So the soccer moms I know were thinking that perhaps we'd stumbled upon the fountain of growth... I mean, what else could account for such altitudinous stature?  Surely not our gene pool.  And no, …

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Hollow. Ween. A Zombie Tradition I Wish Would Just Die Already

More disgusting and mutilated than any front yard ornament or trick-or-treat costume I'll see this year is the philosophy behind this "cultural tradition" we call Halloween. Yes, some of you will hate me when I'm done. An impressionable sapling of a boy was riding in the car with his mom one day when he made …

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What the Devil? Screwtape Talks Politics

This is just as true this Election Day as it was in 2013. After spending six weeks studying C.S. Lewis' The Screwtape Letters with my 5000 Words class, I feel like I know just what the infamous devil-professor would say about this election... My Dear Wormwood, I am pleased to see you dabbling in politics. As …

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Car Wars: Driving Through the Dark Side

Rated R for Rant. 7:05. Wake up and drive Katae to Berea Courthouse for her internship.  Well, she drives there.  I drink my joe. 8:30. Get home.  Have 2nd cup of coffee and read Bible, eat breakfast, read emails, yell at kids. 10:00-11:00. Take boys to the orthodontist where we try to get school done. …

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